A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length: More Movies That Suck by Roger Ebert is now available for free ePub download or online reading.<\/p>\n
Intro:<\/strong><\/p>\n Roger Ebert’s I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie<\/i> and Your Movie Sucks<\/i>, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, were best-sellers. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.<\/p>\n A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length<\/i> collects more than 200 of his reviews since 2006 in which he gave movies two stars or fewer. Known for his fair-minded and well-written film reviews, Roger is at his razor-sharp humorous best when skewering bad movies. Consider this opener for the one-star Your Highness<\/i>:<\/p>\n ‘Your Highness<\/i> is a juvenile excrescence that feels like the work of 11-year-old boys in love with dungeons, dragons, warrior women, pot, boobs, and four-letter words. That this is the work of David Gordon Green beggars the imagination. One of its heroes wears the penis of a minotaur on a string around his neck. I hate it when that happens.’<\/p>\n And finally, the inspiration for the title of this book, the one-star Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen<\/i>:<\/p>\n Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen<\/i> is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a doglike robot humping the leg of the heroine. If you want to save yourself the ticket price go, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.’<\/p>\n Movie buffs and humor lovers alike will relish this treasury of movies so bad that you may just want to see them for a good laugh!<\/p>\n . First published February 7, 2012. Original format: Paperback. Pages: 373. #a-horrible-experience-of-unbearable-length-ebook #a-horrible-experience-of-unbearable-length-epub #read #download<\/p>\n User Rating: 3.78 (based on 415 ratings)<\/p>\n Download EPUB A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length: More Movies That Suck by Roger Ebert<\/strong><\/p>\n \ud83d\udcc1 File details: a-horrible-experience-of-unbearable-length.epub<\/em><\/p>\n