{"id":43671,"date":"2023-09-12T10:47:49","date_gmt":"2023-09-12T10:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/id-29533\/"},"modified":"2023-09-12T10:47:49","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T10:47:49","slug":"id-29533","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/id-29533\/","title":{"rendered":"Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III (ePUB)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III is now available for free ePub download or online reading.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Intro:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism &#038;amp, the end of the human race&#8230; <br \/> God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven &#038;amp, wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your souls &#038;amp, feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm-an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn&#8217;t love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed &#038;amp, deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos &#038;amp, there&#8217;s nothing you can do about it.<br \/> Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a 3rd-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive &#038;amp, running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex &#038;amp, violence, &#038;amp, a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn t want them anymore.. First published November 1, 2001. Original format: Paperback. Pages: 236. #satan-burger-ebook #satan-burger-epub #read #download<\/p>\n<p>User Rating: 3.55 (based on 1921 ratings)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Download EPUB Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udcc1 File details: <em>satan-burger.epub<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/redirect\/id-29533\" class=\"mi-boton\">DOWNLOAD<\/a> <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III is now available for free ePub download or online reading. Intro: Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism &#038;amp, the end of the human race&#8230; God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven &#038;amp, wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43672,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[513,32,18,20,6,81,66,158,17,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bizarro-fiction","category-contemporary","category-dystopia","category-fantasy","category-fiction","category-horror","category-humor","category-religion","category-science-fiction","category-supernatural"],"blocksy_meta":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43671\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/43672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}