{"id":64170,"date":"2023-09-12T16:01:48","date_gmt":"2023-09-12T16:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/id-62330020\/"},"modified":"2023-09-12T16:01:48","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T16:01:48","slug":"id-62330020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/id-62330020\/","title":{"rendered":"I Choose Darkness by Jenny Lawson (ePUB)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I Choose Darkness by Jenny Lawson is now available for free ePub download or online reading.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Intro:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From cheap costumes to creepy dolls to questionable candy, number one New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson weaves a hauntingly hilarious account of her ongoing\u2014sometimes outrageous\u2014Halloween life.<\/p>\n<p>The holly-jolly holidays aren\u2019t for everyone, least of all when you look back on that one Christmas when there were two definitely haunted dolls waiting for you and your sister under the tree. You have to assume that\u2019s where it all started.<\/p>\n<p>And so it was for Jenny Lawson. Now, she lives in the land of eternal Halloween, as evidenced by her interior decor and general state of darkness. (Although, if you ask her, her taxidermy zoo is less dark, more delightful. But not everyone has taste, so what are you going to do?)<\/p>\n<p>This essay takes Jenny back to where it all started, from her humble beginnings as a trick-or-treater in the 1980s, on high alert for (logistically improbable) candy laced with razor blades and the (allegedly) ever-present threat of satanists on the loose. From there, she has risen from the candy-wrapper ashes of her childhood to claim her rightful lifestyle as the queen of Halloween.. First published September 29, 2022. Original format: Kindle Edition. Pages: 25. #i-choose-darkness-ebook #i-choose-darkness-epub #read #download<\/p>\n<p>User Rating: 3.98 (based on 8009 ratings)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Download EPUB I Choose Darkness by Jenny Lawson<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udcc1 File details: <em>i-choose-darkness.epub<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/redirect\/id-62330020\" class=\"mi-boton\">DOWNLOAD<\/a> <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Choose Darkness by Jenny Lawson is now available for free ePub download or online reading. Intro: From cheap costumes to creepy dolls to questionable candy, number one New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson weaves a hauntingly hilarious account of her ongoing\u2014sometimes outrageous\u2014Halloween life. The holly-jolly holidays aren\u2019t for everyone, least of all when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":64171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[783],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"blocksy_meta":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/64171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}