{"id":90628,"date":"2023-09-16T05:05:30","date_gmt":"2023-09-16T05:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/id-128580402\/"},"modified":"2023-09-16T05:05:30","modified_gmt":"2023-09-16T05:05:30","slug":"id-128580402","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/id-128580402\/","title":{"rendered":"Eloise and the Werewolves: a modern monster romance by Jove Chambers (ePUB)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eloise and the Werewolves: a modern monster romance by Jove Chambers is now available for free ePub download or online reading.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Intro:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A cerberus with three heads also has three tongues . And when they are in wolf form, those three tongues are very flexible, as Eloise discovers one night when she\u2019s wandering in the woods in werewolf territory on a full moon. (Don\u2019t ask. It\u2019s her brother\u2019s fault. Chasing her accident-waiting-to-happen brother is responsible for half of the unpleasantness in her life.)<\/p>\n<p>One might think three tongues would be enough for a girl to, you know, get there. See the stars burst in her head. Fall apart. Experience the little death. Come .<\/p>\n<p>But, well, Eloise doesn\u2019t do that, at least not in front of anyone else, at least she never has.<\/p>\n<p>No makes Eloise come but her.<\/p>\n<p>Not that she\u2019s really been giving anyone else the chance to try recently, of course. She and her best friend Astrid had a pact to avoid meaningless sex and to wait for the right guy to come along.<\/p>\n<p>The cerberus? Not even close to the right guy.<\/p>\n<p>But when the three-headed, muscular, deep-voiced, gorgeous triplets propose a mutually beneficial arrangement\u2014just physical, no feelings\u2014she can\u2019t resist those tongues . Or the chance to finally hit the big O with someone other than, you know, her battery-operated-boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>Arrangements like that? They always work out fine , of course. No one ever catches feelings. No one ever gets hurt. No one ever regrets them.<\/p>\n<p>The most realistic book you\u2019ll ever read about a three-headed werewolf! Sick of stories where men magically know how to get women off when you\u2019ve met actual men? This story is for you. (Also, contains the knotting, mate bites, and shifted-werewolf-on-human action). Published August 17, 2023. Original format: Kindle Edition. Pages: 255. #eloise-and-the-werewolves-ebook #eloise-and-the-werewolves-epub #read #download<\/p>\n<p>User Rating: 3.82 (based on 28 ratings)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Download EPUB Eloise and the Werewolves: a modern monster romance by Jove Chambers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udcc1 File details: <em>eloise-and-the-werewolves.epub<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/redirect\/id-128580402\" class=\"mi-boton\">DOWNLOAD<\/a> <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eloise and the Werewolves: a modern monster romance by Jove Chambers is now available for free ePub download or online reading. Intro: A cerberus with three heads also has three tongues . And when they are in wolf form, those three tongues are very flexible, as Eloise discovers one night when she\u2019s wandering in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":90629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[783],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"blocksy_meta":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90628\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/90629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediabooks.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}